Usman “Uzzy” Ahmed is an Asian British professional boxer from Derby in England. He has fought for the English, British and Commonwealth super flyweight titles, losing at each occurrence – this video is another one of those losing occurrences. After an absurdly long and hilariously obnoxious dance entrance, complete with blinged-out shorts that are 10 times too big, he is put in his place rather quickly. The dancing is an edit from two different fights set to different music, but he was still out immediately in the first round. The video has racked up over 2 million views this week.